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TOPIC: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300068105
What's too explain? I actually used it as a reason to bang an ex girlfriend. I asked her, "Have you ever had sex with the same man that had two different dicks? Of course not and she was very curious so it was a slam dunk. If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick. We were having sex and things were going well , and then she said, (I could also hear the strain in her voice) as I was getting her from behind, she said "You are BIG!" As soon as she said that I came like a mad man! She also said something about how her insides felt rearranged after sex. I know that's odd but she said it. I was really happy because she had an ex that was supposedly hung like a horse. Yee haw!
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I didn't understand this sentence: "If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick."

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1298144015
You are right. I usually put a Cock ring on after i pump and the Girth is just crazy

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300113222
other Threads with same topic:

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1298145371
This may not work for the younger folks here, but I told a few women that have noticed the size difference that I had an hyperactive reaction after my vasectomy operation!! They eat it up and never question it. One even said well that's a bonus!

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1298142828
How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

If she doesn't know.

Possibilities:
- tell her you got your dick made bigger in mexiko
- tell her you did natural penis enlargement, some jelquing
- tell her you broke your penis, now it's healed again and it's bigger

Nodules:




ps here thread 'Excuses not to have sex (after pmma procedure)
phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/exc...60431?pid=1298142782

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1298143653
Wear a Cock ring. If she says it has got thicker say it is because of the ring. Anyone can Google that a Cock ring will make you thicker if she does not believe. Once or twice meeting you with a ring on and she will forget what it use too look like without it.

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300071084
I meant current (and former) partners

I am slow in understanding i guess , was it like this: shesaidavg, you called her up, said 'hey, i have a new bigger Dick', she said 'wtf, no way, ok, let's try it'. Then she moaned in sex and you told her 'don't be stupid, one can't make a Dick bigger'.

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300113584
We'll, now I can say my peircing caused swelling and fibrosis, which resulted in a nice increase in Girth.... smh

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300070336
You could always just not have sex with previous partners... you know that right? I haven't seen any partners from before, hell I'm not even in contact with any of them. Problem solved.They're former partners for a reason after all.

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300060627
Dream wrote: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

If she doesn't know.

Possibilities:
- tell her you got your dick made bigger in mexiko
- tell her you did natural penis enlargement, some jelquing
- tell her you broke your penis, now it's healed again and it's bigger

Nodules:

What's too explain? I actually used it as a reason to bang an ex girlfriend. I asked her, "Have you ever had sex with the same man that had two different dicks? Of course not and she was very curious so it was a slam dunk. If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a dick. We were having sex and things were going well , and then she said, (I could also hear the strain in her voice) as I was getting her from behind, she said "You are BIG!" As soon as she said that I came like a mad man! She also said something about how her insides felt rearranged after sex. I know that's odd but she said it. I was really happy because she had an ex that was supposedly hung like a horse. Yee haw!



ps here thread 'Excuses not to have sex (after pmma procedure)
phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/exc...60431?pid=1298142782

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Re: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

8 years 11 months ago #1300069375
Dream wrote: Cool
I didn't understand this sentence: "If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick."

Squealed is derived from a pig when in distress as to alarm others.

In this context he means telling someone that he has had a penis procedure

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