TOPIC: Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em

I guess I'm a prime candidate to reply to this thread as for the past two weeks I've been story telling a girlfriend who has no idea what I've done. I brought home the rather gruesome looking Mushroom Head glans pump with its brass piston and told her I had practically injured myself using it to gain size. I said that will the loads of supplements I take, and there's a table filled with bottles, plus the Pregnyl shots I took, that I expect to see certain size gains.
Then I even pushed the envelop a bit far, which I sort of regretted, telling her that the more I have sex during this chemical PE treatment the bigger it will get. She seemed to go from "oh my gosh let's get at it" to having second thoughts and not wanting to participate in such a PE quest. I am at week 3 and have yet to see her reaction to the real collagen buildup gains. I will post back again and see if my story holds up but she did say "Are you sure you didn't do something else you're not telling me?"
HC

And I was going to say that I had recently trapped my Cock in my zip! Thanks for that excuse sizemic

@briceb
Love your last post ! lol
@ Miracle7
At your size you could claim that your penis bit the snake !
HC

@ sizemic
I can't use the Priapism excuse as it isn't believable in my case. I had that unusual condition for the better part of two decades and it never gave me anything more than maybe a touch of lengthening from an even shorter prior condition. I think it only helps for size increases if you have a number of other factors at play, such as those used in QuadMix.
The lady in question knew this about me, having been with me for several years back when I would be stiff day and night. So that's not one I could use with her. If it is with somebody who knows me less I could say this, but that would mean never sharing that incidental part of my sexual history which I don't want to have to hide. However, in your case not having had this before, it might pass the credibility test and help suspend disbelief?
HC

I was bit by a rare venomous snake on a hiking expedition. Due to the level of acute toxicity and lack of a completely effective antivenom, I'm stuck in a perpetual state of inflammation that will never subside. It hurts a little. Will you kiss it?

"I had a Priapism a couple of weeks ago."

- Basically its an Erection that lasts longer than four hours... sometimes it can be painful and in the case of "low-flow" Priapism the blood doesn't leave the organ as fast as it is pumped in and it can cause permanent increase in size (very rare... it can also cause Erectile dysfunction which is more common).

So they go "Holy shit! what happened?"

I say: "I had an Erection a few weeks ago that lasted a super long time... like 8 hours... it was super painful and it swelled up a lot. I went to the hospital and they called it a Priapism. They gave me something to get the Erection to go away, but the size increase was permanent!"

I have used this excuse and I tell you it is 100% believeable... Look it up! I like it better than saying I did a crazy enlargement technique

Too bad my wife already knows the truth! My imaginary fabrication sounds like a winner!

@Hunkchunk
Actually, your history of the condition makes it a perfect story for you with everyone except that one girl.

"I have a history of Priapism. I've had it for a while and it seems like everytime it happens I get a little bigger..."

Thanks UncleJJ, I appreciate it!

Did you see when Ron Jeremy guest starred on "The Weakest Link"? It was hilarious the host was poking fun of him for his height. His response was awesome!

Anne: "You're not all that tall."Ron: "I am when I'm lying down..."

Gotta love that hedgehog!

Hey, Notsure.....I agree with what you say: Whatever works works...
BTW, your results are impressive.
Good luck.

Here's an update. I am going in to see Dr. C later this week so I waited until this last Saturday because I really wasn't looking forward to it.Happy to report that I had the talk and she was super cool about it. She just asked how big is it going to be? To which I replied, how big do you want it? So I guess I'll be asking for 20%... and she said she gets to have a boob job in a year. This is costing me a fortune!

Its a very good question and one that I have thought about but hadn't really come up with an answer.... until Sizemic stepped in...

GREAT answer to that question. I just may have to steal that one.

Excuse for PMMA imperfections, ridges, nodules, etc.

"I was injured in a car accident years ago and have a build up of scar tissue."

I accidentally stepped on mine !