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title: "A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! - PhalloBoards - Phalloboards"
description: "Well, actually it happened during the visit. I had food poising, for me a rare occurrence, and I tried to weather off but it got so bad I was moaning with pain..."
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#  TOPIC: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1304618250](#1304618250)

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 FYI, I have never been turned down due to size and I prefer Asians. I have had one or two girls who were so small that it was painful, but we did try and it was not fun needless to say we never met again. I do get them very wet and even some times make them come first to relax their muscles, works for me.

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294242829](#1294242829)

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 Great story! haha

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294244667](#1294244667)

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 Mustang Sally!

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294257727](#1294257727)

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 U should pop a Viagra and pump and little and ask her to check ur Balls again lol

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294244160](#1294244160)

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 Well, I called the PA to get a copy of my Ultra sound pix on a CD and I mentioned that I will pick them up at my coffee break (Bullshit LOL), so I asked if there is a coffee shop near her ER, she said yes there is and that she said she gets her break coffee around 2 PM!!!!! Well, guess who's going to be there at that time?
I told her I'll call in before I head out and she said OK, but she said she may be busy, so I said, no worries, I ll catch you another time... She then said she thinks she'll get her coffee at about that time....

I'll call her early next week. I do not want to cause any work issues for her. I sense a little interest and I have time to play it out....Wish me luck guys, ya never know......

Live Long and F**** Loooong

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294224481](#1294224481)

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> chester wrote: It's not everyone that's walking around with a 7-Inch Girth. She might be fingering herself to the image of Mustang's Colt Magnum right now.

Chester, LOL.....

I was so dehydrated and sick I think it was shrunk to its minimum length and Girth....

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294244710](#1294244710)

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 Mustang, are you a good looking guy to most women? Or do you think this women is really that interested just bc she saw your hog?

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294215537](#1294215537)

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 Mustang, is there any possibility she knew your penis wasn't natural?
If she grabbed it maybe she thought it felt and looked a little different?
But yes, I would ask here out, why not HA

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294224514](#1294224514)

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> Reklaw wrote: Mustang, is there any possibility she knew your penis wasn't natural? If she grabbed it maybe she thought it felt and looked a little different? But yes, I would ask here out, why not HA

I can't say for sure. I can tell you that so far no girl has made the comment about it being un-natural. Remember, Dicks are as different as vaginas and most women may not notice if the penis is modified well. Mostly, we men on this forum are the most critical...

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294253955](#1294253955)

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 Keep us posted. Very interesting story i must say. I'm actually hoping this ends with you fucking her lol. Try harder bro. Maybe she is not the type to ask first. You never know until you try. I bet she's interested after that encounter

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294262153](#1294262153)

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 ... always whilst it (she) is hot. Otherwise she could see another great Dick and forget about yours ...

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294253711](#1294253711)

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 LOL....I am just not that ugly I guess. I have been told many times that I have a "disarming smile" so may be that's it?

I really think it is not a Dick issue, at least I hope it ain't....LOL

She called me around 5 PM my time and said the Ultra Sound CD is ready and I can pick it up this weekend during her shift. She's been very professional and is doing a great job. I'll fill in the "patient survey" positively next time I'm there.

I thought I'd check to see if she's really interested in me so I told her I am busy with my buddies this weekend but will get it early next week. She said I can come by any time and any nurse will give it to me. If she want to meet me, she'll have to do it next week.

I'll tell ya fellows, I have this very strange gut feeling that she is frigid. I have no idea why, but she's seems so "geeky" in a very soft way.

We'll see how it develops!

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

   9 years 7 months ago [\#1294256028](#1294256028)

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 I can actually answer the question of whether Mustang is a good looking dude.
He and I hung out in San Diego one evening a while back (had our procedures the same day).
Yes, very good looking guy (I'm not gay but it it just a fact).
The nurse is probably pining away for him as I write this..

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

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##  Re: A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!!

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