TOPIC: Excuses to not have Sex after days after PMMA-Procedure (?)

You missed a good one Dream, this is what I went with. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

yeh nice one. i never even thought of infections.

So far:
- flu
- diarhea
- just general stress and no time for meeting at all

- penis caught in zipper
- hurt yourself while masturbating

Thinking thinking:
When should one not have sex?
When does Doct

STD is something you don't want her thinking mostly.

Great question. I see my girlfriend Friday night through Sunday night.

I told her I went away on business Monday, got the operation Tues and flew back at 3:00am Friday night.. so too late for her to come over Friday. We are at 4 days post op at this point.

She came over Sat and kinda luckily that flomax is giving me diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. So, not only did I get out of sex for Sat and Sunday - but during my 30 minute bathroom sessions, I would use the time to massage killing two birds with one stone.

Now I don't see her again until Friday night putting me at 10 days post op. Depending how I feel I may go for it. All entry points are already healed and I THINK I'm about 95% swelling free.

No girl wants to have sex with a guy who has explosive diarrhea. I think this should be the go-to move.

I'll get my thinking cap on. I may have caught my Dick in my zipper.. I'll let you know.

If you are in a trusting relationship then tell her/him the truth.

If you are just starting one with a view of a long term relationship, then you can say that you injured your Dick years ago and have had some surgery+procedures to fix it and even out the appearance.

If you just wanna bang away, one night stands, say whatever outrageous thing you want like it's a freak of nature

Remember, Too many lies eventually catches up with you sooner or later.

number22 wrote:
chester your idea about not having sex for a while is a good one but can i ask your reasoning? i guess you can answer 'common sense'. it's just that when i started PMMA 11 months ago the consensus was wait a week, if you can. how long would you wait, and why?

Good question. In short, waiting does several things. It reduces the possibility of infection (yes it can even happen after a week), allows for uninterrupted healing, eliminates the possibility of a new injury event (the penis is in a weakened/healing state so won't be as strong as usual), saves you the embarrassment of showing up a half Inch shorter (there's documented EL redux post PMMA that usually lasts a few weeks), allows more time for uninterrupted collagen formation (make sure to take in a super-healthy collagen-rich diet an dB supplementation), etc. Just better to give yourself more time.

Situations:
In relationships
In first few dates when it already would be time to have sex
After eg 10 days, where

What did you say? Do you have suggestions?

Excuses/ways in relationships:
- Telling her you had PMMA
Excuses/ways in first few dates:
- Just not having time for some reason to meet at all or to go in

After eg 10 days, where it's already ok to look at penis but sex should not be yet:


Bonus question:
- What could be another explanation for a hematoma on underside of penis - that i still have after PMMA procedure (see picture)

Cool, could you explain just a bit how Priapism is caused - it's having an Erection all the time?

chester wrote: I wouldn't risk it. You really want to make sure you let it heal as best as possible. It's better to wait as much as you possibly can. You already had a good excuse with diarrhea, now you have to try to find another one for the following week. I know it's hard but you can do it.

chester your idea about not having sex for a while is a good one but can i ask your reasoning? i guess you can answer 'common sense'. it's just that when i started PMMA 11 months ago the consensus was wait a week, if you can. how long would you wait, and why?

brock wrote: Depending how I feel I may go for it. All entry points are already healed and I THINK I'm about 95% swelling free.

I wouldn't risk it. You really want to make sure you let it heal as best as possible. It's better to wait as much as you possibly can. You already had a good excuse with diarrhea, now you have to try to find another one for the following week. I know it's hard but you can do it.

I always go with I had to have cortisone shots in my Dick as a side effect of meds I am taking -

Diarrhoea lol that is probably the best

well the biggest problem of course is to explain why your Dick is 1/2 bigger. Make an excuse about Priapism. two birds with one stone lol.

brock wrote: Great question. I see my girlfriend Friday night through Sunday night.

I told her I went away on business Monday, got the operation Tues and flew back at 3:00am Friday night.. so too late for her to come over Friday. We are at 4 days post op at this point.

She came over Sat and kinda luckily that flomax is giving me diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. So, not only did I get out of sex for Sat and Sunday - but during my 30 minute bathroom sessions, I would use the time to massage killing two birds with one stone.

Now I don't see her again until Friday night putting me at 10 days post op. Depending how I feel I may go for it. All entry points are already healed and I THINK I'm about 95% swelling free.

No girl wants to have sex with a guy who has explosive diarrhea. I think this should be the go-to move.

i disagree i have terrible stomach problems possibly even crohns disease and i have sex regularly. You just shower before and make sure your clean. No body should have odor issues especially where sex is involved. I get your point though.